We can't be accused of not bringing you the news that matters as we report the non-catastrophic events which occurred deep beneath the sea last week. An earthquake measuring 3.6 on the Richter scale was felt by nobody on the island when the earth shook 56 kilometres off the coast midway between Cabo de la Nao and Ibiza last week.
Happening close to midnight at a depth of 10 kilometres, the seismic slip went unnoticed by everyone and the emergency services received not a single call for assistance. We can only hope that any future seismic activity will be similarly cataclysmic.