Hands up if you thought this was going to be another article about house music. Sorry, but we have enough of those elsewhere - this one's about the new policemen who start work in Ibiza next Monday.
Timed to perfection, the 30 new agents will be on the beat just as the last tourist establishment closes its doors and our population decreases tenfold. The new Bobbies are straight out of police academy and are totally new to Ibiza.
They'll be easily recognisable in their new blue uniforms standing in a huddle staring at a great big map and wondering where they are. Our advice to them is 'if you're lost, ask a policeman.'