This may seem a strange subject with little to do with our island paradise but read on and all will be revealed.
It seems that when Bill Clinton paid a flying visit to Ibiza last July and stayed on the luxury yacht Lady Moura, he wasn't talking to its owner Naser al Rashid about the price of water in our discotheques.
Apparently Rashid, an advisor to Saudi King Fahd, and Clinton, representing Democratic Presidential candidate John Kerry have agreed a deal to guarantee 'moderate prices' for oil should Kerry be elected.
Now, about this water………..