Those looking for a quiet relaxing day on the beach better stay away from Playa den Bossa next Saturday.
Why? Well the world's most annoying sport, Beach Bat Ball, with its constant yet unrhythmic, thwack-thwack-thwack, comes to the sea side resort for its second annual tournament next week.
Each competitor will be given a special commemorative T-shirt and the winner will receive a free trip to Ibiza, presumably on the number 4 bus, for irritating the maximum number of people in the shortest space of time.